Conversational English

What do we all spend so much time and money talking about? Cell phone bills are way too high, phone bills in general are ridiculous. What exactly is so important that we must speak about it for hours at a time? My personal guess is trying to understand the last unexplored frontier, relationship. No one understands them, what they are or how they work out. What purpose they serve whether they work out or not. Why we stay in a relationship, why we leave. Why we are in one and want to be in a different one. On and on go the questions without answers. There are those that propose to understand. However if you scratch the surface you generally find a scratched surface, one who has been through bumps and bruises of their own relationships without understanding anything at all. So relationship is the last unexplored, undiscovered country. It seems evident in our world, no one understanding all the effects of all the different species, living and dying. The dissimilarities of different races and religions are enough to kill you. Oh, actually that is what is happening, not a joke. So exploring I go. What are you feeling? What do you think? What are you doing? What do you want. I remember talking to a really great guy who could not find a significant other to be with. He was straight, and wanted a single woman, finding that special someone to be with. I quizzed him about what exactly he was looking for. He started talking, explaining what was important to him, want he thought he wanted in a woman, in a relationship. After a while I just started laughing. He wasn't looking for someone to be with, he was looking for his clone. He wanted someone who liked all the things he did, did all the things he did, wanted to do all the things he did, only a woman so he could have sex too. This people is not a relationship, trust me. What do you think a relationship is?